this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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