There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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