so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I have tasted many bathrooms
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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