How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i came on her dog
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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