my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I seem to have left my pride at pride
love makes seman taste better
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
