I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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