I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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