you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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