ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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