It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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