Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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