I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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