i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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