Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can feel your judgement through the phone
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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