but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Randomize
