just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
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