I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
this will be a night to untag.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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