I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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