So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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