i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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