Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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