The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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