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last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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