Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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