You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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