So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You don't make any sense
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Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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