Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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