Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My vagina is officially offended.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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