You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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