drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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