You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We have so much sex to catch up on
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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