you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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