He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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