Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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