It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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