he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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