would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My breasts were aching with rage.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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