i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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