i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can't turn off my feet"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
