a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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