just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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