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Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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