I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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