I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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