Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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