i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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