you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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