His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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