So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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