so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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