I'm lost and stupid without you.
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
