Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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