I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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