Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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