i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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